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Wants Demotivational Poster

A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .

TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.54/5

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Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.

He/She -

TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Bahaha...I mean...maybe?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:33 am
...and neither of us are going to get what we want, are we?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


TAGS: tiger snowball fight wants to play darwin award
Rating: 2.15/5

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Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
"I think that tiger is a Republican." You can't tell from the pic that he's neutered ... seriosly? Idle speculation at best. The fact that he's too dumb to duck means he's likely a Democrat.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
Uhmmmm, yeahhh, I'm afraid I uhmm, am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this Dane of Cook fella. I kinda find him vaguely funny. Sorry about that.
Guest - May 14, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think that tiger is a Republican.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:22 pm
Sean, I have to agree with that. Anything do help drown out the political unfunny/unclever. Still, Dane Cook isn't funny. Don't encourage Dane Cook.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
While I do like the original better, I think the text here is quite funny. So I say we offer the new dude some encouragement. Sure, some rough edges here, but if we don't caress and stroke the funny, it will never erect itself into hilarity stature, no?
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
This is a classic example of Dane Cooking a poster. Take a good one and re-write it poorly.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Would you at least change the font color when stealing my poster?

BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So damn good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, damn you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy porn. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.

Beauty Overwhelms Reason -

TAGS: hidden deep inside wants you
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:21 am
Sweeeeeet! 5 goth lions!

THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?


YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours

WWJD - Who wants jelly donuts ?

TAGS: wwjd who wants jelly donuts
Rating: 3.11/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:44 am
Love it and I'll take a strawberry filled please.


TAGS: who wants a breast chick fakes
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:07 am
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 1:02 am
Yes Aggy, it's true. Chickens have tits.
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:34 pm
Are those real?
ICEMAN - August 10, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mmmmmmm, beer can chicken with lemon. Omm, nommmm nommmm.


TAGS: horny yes wants sex cubby
Rating: 4.54/5

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voodoo3535 - March 16, 2011, 1:27 am
Damn hipsters and their little dogs too!!! But still 5 doggie punts.

ZOMBIE UNCLE SAM - Wants your brains ...

HAN SOLO - Wants hugs. And all of your money.

2 MINUTES FOR INSTIGATING - Hey! I'M Gretzky. But you've got no backhand. I'll backhand you.

TAGS: everyone wants to be the greatest
Rating: 3.52/5

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Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 3:31 pm
How did I miss this one?? 5 hat tricks
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
lol i love this space
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Thanks Bone. I think the day shift must have been slacking off. This one is still over three. I guess they'll hit it after the long weekend.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:53 pm
5 The Great Ones, in a back handed sort of way


TAGS: heart wants couple doomed
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space

THE CAT - Sometimes has a point!

CUTE PUPPIES - How much is that doggie in the window? About $3.65 a pound. Bon appétit

SORRY KIDS - Looks like we have something in common, I never got to see my dad either ...

TAGS: god wants full custody weekend
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:18 am
Hear, Hear .
rerun - February 21, 2012, 8:54 pm

But he is always with us everywhere we go

UM, SICK - We know you are trying to be helpful, but this may not be the right venue

TAGS: he just wants to help
Rating: 4.29/5

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Airman - March 29, 2010, 6:35 pm
didn't know that Sick.. would have made it differently.
sickartist - March 29, 2010, 6:11 pm
As a decorated combat veteran, I am always ready hahahaha 5L

HIS AIM HAS BEEN OFF LATELY - Something's on his mind

TAGS: every woman wants a facial
Rating: 3.93/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 12:49 am
LMAO! way to taint an innocent picture. 5 L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2009, 8:12 pm
Off topic.....Where is Harrakkon? Someone check his longhouse!
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 8:10 pm
Perfection. Grace and beauty, defined.
BoneCD - December 7, 2009, 7:39 pm
There goes the keyboard and the screen again *wipes Heineken spray* 5 misguided poodles


TAGS: and the red one wants his mf land back
Rating: 3.9/5

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Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Worst Photo Positioning Ever.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:53 pm
LOL... they're layin' low!
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:53 pm
Yes, and the oranges don't look happy about it, Holmes.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:50 pm
You think they're conspiring?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
That's too fuckin' funny. Anyone else worried about those two purples? They're awfully close together...
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Notably, the pink is unused.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:42 pm

The black one is living a stereotype


HEY FELLAS! - Am I late for the Stag Party?

TAGS: who wants to buck
Rating: 3.64/5

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ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:39 am
Nah, but I'm sure the back room at Cubby's has room for a few more.


TAGS: salt lick sue wants to spend time with you
Rating: 3.48/5

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spacedog - October 16, 2009, 10:31 am
Ahh, I forgot about this one. ...er...I mean it was a night to remember Mooo+.
spacedog - August 13, 2009, 12:58 pm
Man, I hope this glitch gets fixed. If you click on my icon in the comments it says I have over 9000 motifakes. Probably all the anon. ones.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 12, 2009, 9:44 am
damn sexy...5 lions.
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 9:38 am
Beautiful. Can't wait for the Manitoban crew to see it.
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 9:35 am
This is not anonymous. There is a glitch in the software. 5th poster of mine.


TAGS: star wars dumbest ending ever obi anakin wants to choke a bitch
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:27 pm
No way... that was perfect. Never a need to overexplain. The two words say everything.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:25 pm
Thanks, Aggy. Though, now that I look at it...I could have done a lot more with that last line...Perhaps the lengthier "Bitch! I can choke you with the force!"
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:18 pm
Excellent.. great redirection.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 6:57 pm
Is that a good or a bad "Wow," lol? I am disheartened by your angry avatar. So...you can't force choke a Jedi? Damn, I thought the only reason they didn't was for fear of retaliation...strangulation is a relatively slow death...still a good punch line.
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 2:04 pm
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:18 am
The Game
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:07 am
Random's Mom is a whore!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:05 am
And knowledge like that will ensure you never get Laid fuckstick.

Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes -

TAGS: aging wants needs changes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:53 pm
Bahaha...especially the eyes. And I always thought you got eye strain from reading in dark places!
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:52 pm
Ya know Ugs, it's comments like that, that can very easily make you my next target! Glad you're back...muhahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:51 pm
Yeah, but you'll have to wait for a future poster to see where.
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:50 pm
In love with the mug in the picture? What ever rows your boat I guess. But thanks for the vote regardless...hahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:49 pm
Glad you're enjoying them...just be sure your Depends is fresh teehee. Thanks for the votes Mr. Gary.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:55 pm

Now I know why he has that intense look on his face...
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:18 pm
Nasty Pwissy is at it again.
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:10 am

There was a "W" in there?
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:38 am
Oh Forgot 5L.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:37 am
Yes I Think I'm In Love .
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:26 am
Geeeezus, Prissy, I’m layin’ down fives like a cashier at a casino……what a string of hilarity!

Girls -

TAGS: wizard of oz scarecrow lion tinman dorothy wants needs song girls fun
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - May 5, 2014, 1:04 am
Thank you and glad you enjoyed it mao!
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:32 pm
You Did It Again MissPrss 5 Golden L'S Thank You.

Dirty Doctor Seuss -

TAGS: toronto canada woman wants children book banned in library violence and innuendo
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am
What...the ban or hopping on pop?
steve1961 - May 2, 2014, 10:10 am
Luckily, the TPL rejected the idea immediately.

PROVERBS - A penny saved is a penny earned. Yeah, but what the heck are you going to do with one freaking penny?

TAGS: who wants a freaking penny
Rating: 3.92/5

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redhdsrbst - March 10, 2011, 10:35 pm
Make a down payment on a piece of penny candy :P

OXYMORON - Dry Water? Really Canada! Next thing you know they'll be putting milk in bags...

TAGS: september challenge who wants dry water
Rating: 3.5/5

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CANADA - October 3, 2009, 1:08 am
by bad, i didnt read that part. i didnt even read the caption till now
Das Ghoti - October 3, 2009, 12:37 am
Lively "coming-out" parties? no thanks Canada, i'll stick to my co-ed shindigs
CANADA - September 17, 2009, 1:30 am
must be good stuff to make the cups dance like that, SO POUR ME A ROUND!

UNDERCOVER WORK - My, what a big nose you have, sir! All for smelling the King better...

TAGS: macdonald wants to kill the burger king
Rating: 2.1/5

Heat Index -

TAGS: satan wants his weather back
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 31, 2017, 4:51 am
Excellent, UP yours
Silverheart - July 30, 2017, 8:52 am

Up yours for the poster, and 5L for the tags! As an Arizona resident (where the temp has been over 100F for weeks) I can definitely relate!

Gotta ave -

TAGS: tribute to topic in pie lesser foods thread bacon health wants heart waistline
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:01 am
You're welcome 'cern. Much healthier if you broil it to a nice medium rare!
concern3 - April 7, 2016, 7:52 pm
Thank You, You may of just saved my life. Up yours
MissPriss - April 7, 2016, 3:33 pm
I know right? Past the lips, through the gums, look out stomach gastroenteritis comes! At least I'm dying happy...teehee.
JesusWept - April 7, 2016, 3:26 pm
Yum yum

why yes, this is my hangover face -

Dog Days -

Little glowing rectangles -

Falling -


TAGS: scotch drinkin who wants pizza
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - August 5, 2012, 8:53 pm
Pizza? I prefer donairs when throwing up Scotch the next day. ;)